Tuesday, August 17, 2010

Top 5 Things Learned During Summer School

Giant Cats LOVE Shoes
They also like to lick them....and they like to eat human hair.

Albino Guinea Pigs make angry chattering noises
"I want my damn cucumbers NOW!!!!"

Picking locks is not as easy as it looks on TV
Don't ask

Republicans and Democrats don't get along because we're all afraid of death
It's a long story

Being vegetarian makes you feel lighter
but sometimes you really miss chicken

Obviously not all of these things were learned in the classroom but knowledge is knowledge none the less.

Something else I've been thinking about lately... I'm going to be such a bad-ass old person. Think Betty White and Cloris Leachman. I'm totally gonna be that hippyish grandma who goes to rallies, drinks her weight in Arnold Palmers and steals food from the buffet by putting it in her purse. Oh wait...I do that already.

Peace, Love and Bean Sprouts,

Geni

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